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i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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I want this tattooed on my face


a national hero

look at his little shoes

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who needs friends when you have fast wifi

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heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  

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I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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Explains a lot, actually

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"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."


Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

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